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Jen isn't quite sure when she lost her mind, but it is probably documented here on Meditatio. She blogs because the world needs her snark at all hours of the night... and she probably can't sleep anyway.

“Eat Pray Love” by Elizabeth Gilbert

My mom read this book and sent it to me because she thought I’d like it and she also wanted to know my thoughts on it.? You hear all these glowing reviews from all the newspapers and from people who feel like this book has changed their lives. Those are pretty much two reasons not to read a book, in my humble opinion, so it went on my TBR pile until I got a break in Harry Potter stuff. (Book 7 is kind of hard to read when you’re pregnant and depressed.)

I’m about 2/3 of the way through right now (she’s leaving India) and I’m feeling just slightly less inclined to slap really hard than I was when I started the book. The reviews talk about her “painful divorce”… which resulted when the idiot decided she didn’t like her life and abandoned her husband The bitter divorce happens because she was too self-centered to actually *try* and fix her marriage and I dunno… maybe TALK to her husband about the fact that she did not want to be an SAHM with kids? I have absolutely no sympathy for her whatsoever and I don’t blame her husband one bit for not wanting to forgive her. Her other “relationships” with men after she ends her marriage are trainwrecks and I just want to shake her and ask her why she is so stupid that she thinks that sleeping with other men is going to solve her problems.

Anyway… because she’s a privileged person, she gets a book advance (for this book actually) that enables her to spend a year traveling around. She spends 4 months in Italy eating herself sick, 4 months in India at her Guru’s ashram (which remains nameless because apparently she doesn’t want to SHARE the name of her Guru with her readers), and 4 months in Indonesia. In Italy, she muses about whether or not she should sleep with her conversation partner. (She doesn’t, which seems like the one good decision she has ever made in her life.) In India, the people at the ashram are telling her that she needs to let go already (!!!!!!!) of her past and move on. As I said, I’m just to the part where she is leaving India so I can’t tell you anything about her adventures in Indonesia though I’m sure we’ll find more of her self-absorbed nature and “spiritual narcissism” (as one Amazon.Com reviewer so poignantly puts it). I’m honestly only finishing it so I can talk about it with Mom at Christmas.

Her spirituality is even self-absorbed. She talks about how all religions lead to the same place and how all she wants to do is find God. (Hello? John 14:6, much?) I guess her prayer times just suck at the beginning of her stay in India and I just want to bang her head against a wall because she somehow thinks that she is so special that meditation and prayer should come easily to her. She honestly sounds like a New York yuppie through all of this and not someone genuinely looking for a change. It’s only when she lets go of all her crap that she actually gets anywhere in her prayer and meditation. I’m not just expressing my righteous indignation as someone who despises syncretism — I’m expressing it as someone who is so sick of the whole “mememememememememe!!!!” type of spirituality that seems to be pervasive in society.

Conclusion: I can’t understand why anyone with morals and a brain would find this book “inspirational”. Seriously, I’m more inclined to agree with the Amazon.Com reviewers who completely panned the book. Those who found it to be the best book ever sound like they’re probably SUV-driving yuppies who flip out if their soy lattes aren’t perfect when they stop at their local $tarbuck$ after yoga class — people who honestly make me fear the direction in which our country is going.

Positive Posting

I could write about my thoughts on the election and who to vote for.Â? (BTW, those voting for McCain: your voting day is actually November 5th!)Â? However, I’m not in the mood to be pissy.Â? I could write about how offended I am at the crap Focus on the Family put out (also known as “The Letter from 2012”).Â? That also goes under the politics category so I’ll skip it.Â? The sea monkey is zapping all the energy from me and it’s taking more energy than I have to be righteously indignant.

So… here’s a cute story:

The newspaper in Cut Bank asked some kids what they wanted to be for Halloween.Â? The best response (in my humble opinion):

Freddy COUGAR

Somehow, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch the Nightmare on Elm Street movies again (well… even for the first time) with a straight face!

NaBloPoMo

I’m not doing too well at updating this site (this thing called real life keeps getting in the way!) so I decided to do NaBloPoMo this year to try and get myself writing again.

The point of it: post every day during the month of November.Â? No word requirement.Â? No special topics.Â? Just post on my blog.Â? I have no time for NaNoWriMo this year (besides, I won two years ago by killing off parishioners that irritated me in a murder mystery) so this hopefully will be something fun and geeky to do.

I Am Truly A Geek

I didn’t have anything together for a costume this year so I just donned my black cat ears and tail from last year.Â? On my way to work, I realized that I needed something else so that I didn’t look like I did a halfway job.Â? Then… it hit me!Â? I needed a mouse!

When I got to work, I “borrowed” a mouse from a co-worker’s computer, duct-taped the cord into a manageable loop and dangled it from my pocket.Â? All day, I’d hold it up when someone walked by and say, “Look!Â? I caught a mouse!”

Yes… I am a geek.

The Moronic Have Learned to Use the Internet

I have the Reformation Day polka from OldLutheran.Com posted here and it’s been getting spammed all week so I finally closed comments on it.

The last two days, my spammers have been fundie weirdoes telling me about eschatology and how I’m going to hell for some reason.Â? I’ve deleted off most of the comments but I kept this one (and responded to it) because it’s so off-the-wall bizarre.

What Reformation Day really is is this:Â? The Reformed doctrine is a reformation of Satan’s character.Â? The Reformed doctrine asserts that Satan is under the direct micromanagerial control of Christ, that “the Devil is God’s Devil and only does what God wants.”Â? Thus, by asserting that the devil does as God makes him, and that alone, the devil is Reformed into being an obedient puppet of God.Â? In the process, however, God is Reformed into being as bad as the Devil.Â? Thus, the Reformed (i.e. Calvinists) chose to place their holiday on October 31st to coincide with the Devil’s holiday, which is Halloween.Â? But Paul says that Christ has no concord with Belial (i.e. the Devil) in 2nd Corinthians 6:15.Â? The Reformed position is a denial of this very important distinction between Christ and Belial and was invented by Belial specifically to convince men that he is nothing more than Christ’s sock-puppet and thus Belial causes men to blaspheme Christ and go to hell.

My thought…

GET A FREAKING LIFE AND STOP TROLLING PEOPLES’ BLOGS, YOU LOSER!!!!!

After-Effects of Withdrawal Hell

Around 1:00 this morning, I realized that I couldn’t fight this on my own and I needed treatment.Â? I woke Jon up and he took me to the E.R.Â? Thankfully, Dr. Awesome was there and agreed to see me even though she wasn’t the on-call doctor.Â? (Our chief-of-medicine was on-call and seeing him would have likely resulted in me throwing things and lunging at him with sharp, pointy objects.Â? He has no bedside manner, a god complex, and he is incapable of dealing with women who have mental health issues.)

Dr. Awesome spoke with the psychiatrist on call in Great Falls and they decided to give me some Zyprexa to calm me down.Â? She also admitted me for observation and had them put me on an IV to give me fluids as I was throwing up from the panic attack.Â? The IV was pretty traumatic because it took two tries to get it in and both were excruciatingly painful.Â? (I started just weeping after the first try and they had to wrap my hands/arms in warm blankets to get a vein up for a second try.)

I didn’t really sleep well until this morning after my meds and my shower.Â? (Yes, I got to shower.Â? It probably helped more than anything else.)Â? After I ate breakfast (which turned out to be fairly good), I just crashed and slept for the rest of the morning and most of the afternoon.Â? They discharged me around 4 with instructions to come back if the panic returned.Â? Dr. Awesome also put me back on the Effexor XR and after taking it this morning at my pre-pregnancy dose, I started feeling much better than I had for the last week.

I have to go see Dr. Awesome this week to discuss the risks of the Effexor and figure out what to do in terms of the pregnancy.Â? It’s a Class C medication which means that it *might* cause birth defects (in my case, a congenital heart issue) but I think everyone is agreeing that for me, the benefits outweigh the risks.

So… please continue to pray.Â? I need to say thanks to Dayna, Krissy, and Cheryl who have sent emails and Facebook messages in addition to Rich’s wonderful comment on the last entry.Â? I really appreciate y’all.

Withdrawal Hell

Pray for me.Â? I’m really having to fight to not hurt myself tonight — the panic is THAT bad.

I can now understand why my former therapist used to sign off on abortions for women with bipolar disorder, severe anxiety, and other mental conditions that go haywire when mixed with pregnancy hormones.

No… I’m not going to abort the sea monkey — the anticipated joy of being a mommy is so much bigger than the evil stuff I’m struggling with now.